What is a kitten’s favorite dessert?

David Chacha (Guest) on September 24, 2024

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 12, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Warda (Guest) on September 8, 2024

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Abdillah (Guest) on September 6, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 1, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Fadhili (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Ali (Guest) on August 9, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Khatib (Guest) on August 8, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 3, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Husna (Guest) on July 30, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 29, 2024

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 23, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Baraka (Guest) on July 22, 2024

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 22, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 18, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 17, 2024

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 4, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 1, 2024

😂 Sharing right away!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 26, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 17, 2024

😄 Too good!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 12, 2024

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 10, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 5, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Masika (Guest) on May 31, 2024

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mohamed (Guest) on May 30, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 22, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 10, 2024

🤣 This one’s fire!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 9, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 9, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Abdullah (Guest) on April 7, 2024

😂 This is a keeper!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 28, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 26, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Hashim (Guest) on March 25, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 23, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Maimuna (Guest) on March 23, 2024

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on March 20, 2024

😆 I’m dying over here!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 11, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 7, 2024

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 5, 2024

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Habiba (Guest) on March 5, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Yahya (Guest) on February 23, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rehema (Guest) on February 10, 2024

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 3, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Shabani (Guest) on February 1, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 13, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Josephine (Guest) on December 10, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Fadhili (Guest) on December 8, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Rehema (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 16, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 14, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 13, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 11, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 4, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 29, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 25, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 21, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 21, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 15, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Sarafina (Guest) on October 10, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔