What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 25, 2024

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Issack (Guest) on August 26, 2024

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 23, 2024

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 14, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 13, 2024

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on August 11, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 7, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 7, 2024

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Salima (Guest) on August 3, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 3, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 19, 2024

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 24, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2024

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 10, 2024

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 3, 2024

😄 Perfect joke!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 2, 2024

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Hashim (Guest) on May 29, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 21, 2024

😅 I needed that!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 14, 2024

😄 You got me!

Maulid (Guest) on April 8, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Binti (Guest) on April 6, 2024

🤣 This one’s fire!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 17, 2024

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 17, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 11, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 9, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 7, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Rabia (Guest) on March 3, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 23, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 10, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Muslima (Guest) on February 10, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 10, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Juma (Guest) on February 4, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Muslima (Guest) on February 1, 2024

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 25, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Mohamed (Guest) on January 18, 2024

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Abubakar (Guest) on December 20, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 19, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Amina (Guest) on December 18, 2023

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Binti (Guest) on December 16, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Salima (Guest) on December 16, 2023

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 15, 2023

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Sofia (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Sultan (Guest) on November 19, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Neema (Guest) on November 17, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 15, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Omari (Guest) on October 31, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 28, 2023

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 21, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 16, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 15, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Jafari (Guest) on October 15, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Mhina (Guest) on October 12, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 3, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Salum (Guest) on September 19, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔