Where do ghosts go for a swim?

Warda (Guest) on September 22, 2024

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 9, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 17, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Amina (Guest) on August 12, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Shukuru (Guest) on August 9, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 4, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mohamed (Guest) on August 3, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 20, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Baraka (Guest) on July 10, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 10, 2024

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Hashim (Guest) on July 9, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 30, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Fadhila (Guest) on June 28, 2024

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mwanais (Guest) on June 25, 2024

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 24, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 22, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 18, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Baraka (Guest) on June 15, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 10, 2024

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 3, 2024

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Amani (Guest) on May 31, 2024

😁 This made my day!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 20, 2024

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Mjaka (Guest) on May 16, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Yusuf (Guest) on May 10, 2024

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mariam (Guest) on May 7, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 4, 2024

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 19, 2024

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 14, 2024

😄 What a joke!

Mgeni (Guest) on March 26, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 20, 2024

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 18, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Fikiri (Guest) on March 12, 2024

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 6, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Khadija (Guest) on March 2, 2024

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Ndoto (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 7, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 21, 2024

😄 You got me!

Ahmed (Guest) on January 14, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 13, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 12, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 9, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Khalifa (Guest) on December 7, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 6, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 2, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 1, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!

Faiza (Guest) on November 22, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 20, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 19, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 16, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 29, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 5, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Rehema (Guest) on October 4, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Shamsa (Guest) on September 15, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 10, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Yahya (Guest) on August 18, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Zakaria (Guest) on August 12, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌