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Why didnβt Dracula have any friends?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! π§ββοΈπ
Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.
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