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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because they use honeycombs as hair salons! ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Explanation: Bees have sticky hair because they are the ultimate fashionistas of the insect world! Instead of going to regular salons like us humans, bees have their very own honeycomb salons where they get their hair styled. The sticky honey serves as an all-natural hair gel to keep their fabulous bee-hives in place. ๐ฏโจ So, next time you see a bee with sticky hair, just know that they're rocking the latest buzz-worthy hairstyles! ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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