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Mwanahawa
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Sep 18, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Nyota
Guest
May 21, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Hashim
Guest
May 11, 2024
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Khalifa
Guest
May 7, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 1, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Chum
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Omar
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Neema
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
