Short Answer: โก Shocked, but electrified with excitement! ๐
Explanation: When Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity, he must have been shocked by the unexpected jolt it gave him. However, instead of being scared, he would have been absolutely thrilled and exhilarated by this electrifying discovery! The combination of being both shocked and excited perfectly captures the humorous irony of the situation. โก
Rubea (Guest) on May 5, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 4, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
James Mduma (Guest) on April 30, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 23, 2016
๐ Added to my favorites!
John Mushi (Guest) on April 20, 2016
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Shamsa (Guest) on March 16, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Makame (Guest) on March 3, 2016
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 13, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Ahmed (Guest) on February 11, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 11, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Maneno (Guest) on January 20, 2016
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 19, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 19, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Jafari (Guest) on January 13, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Raha (Guest) on January 1, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 19, 2015
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Halima (Guest) on December 12, 2015
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Zakia (Guest) on December 12, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 10, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Nahida (Guest) on December 7, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Issa (Guest) on December 4, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mustafa (Guest) on December 2, 2015
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 20, 2015
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Neema (Guest) on November 18, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Shani (Guest) on November 14, 2015
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Zakia (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 29, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Zainab (Guest) on October 23, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Kiza (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 1, 2015
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 20, 2015
๐ You totally won the internet today!
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Husna (Guest) on September 13, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 27, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 10, 2015
๐ This just made my day!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 20, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 19, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 16, 2015
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Nassar (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Abdillah (Guest) on June 21, 2015
๐ This is a keeper!
Issa (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Mazrui (Guest) on June 2, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on May 26, 2015
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Jafari (Guest) on May 25, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 25, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Kheri (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Zubeida (Guest) on May 16, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 11, 2015
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 24, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on April 24, 2015
๐ This is too funny!
Abubakari (Guest) on April 18, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Nassar (Guest) on April 16, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ