👥
Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
👥
James Malima
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
👥
Jafari
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
👥
Nchi
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
👥
David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
👥
Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
👥
Yahya
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
👥
Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
😁 This made my day!
👥
Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
👥
Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
👥
Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
👥
Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
👥
Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
👥
Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
👥
Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
👥
Ahmed
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
👥
Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
👥
Safiya
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
👥
Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
👥
Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
👥
Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
👥
Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
👥
Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
👥
George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
👥
Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
👥
Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
👥
Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
👥
Shamsa
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
👥
Abdillah
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
👥
Sumaya
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
👥
Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
👥
Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
👥
Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
👥
Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
👥
Sultan
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
👥
Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
👥
Salum
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
👥
Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
👥
Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
👥
Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
👥
Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
😅 I needed that!
👥
Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
👥
Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
👥
Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
👥
Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
👥
Sultan
Guest
May 26, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
👥
Alice Mrema
Guest
May 22, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
👥
Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 22, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
👥
Frank Macha
Guest
May 9, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
👥
Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
👥
Rukia
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
👥
Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
👥
Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
👥
Hekima
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
👥
Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 17, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
👥
Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
👥
Arifa
Guest
Mar 12, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
👥
Maulid
Guest
Mar 2, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
👥
Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 26, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
👥
Janet Wambura
Guest
Feb 22, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
