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Mzee
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Jan 13, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Betty Kimaro
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Jan 9, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Anna Kibwana
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Jan 8, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Raphael Okoth
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Jan 4, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Halimah
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Jan 2, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Amir
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Lucy Kimotho
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Dec 18, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Issa
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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James Malima
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Dec 9, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Anna Mchome
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Dec 9, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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John Mushi
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Dec 7, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Rose Lowassa
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Dec 2, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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Jaffar
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Nov 28, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Andrew Mchome
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Nov 28, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Charles Mrope
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Nov 28, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Omari
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Nov 24, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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John Mwangi
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Nov 23, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Victor Kimario
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Nov 22, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Alice Mrema
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Nov 18, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Nancy Kabura
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Nov 9, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Christopher Oloo
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Oct 21, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Fikiri
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Oct 5, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Jane Muthui
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Oct 2, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Jamila
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Sep 30, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Moses Mwita
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Sep 29, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Mgeni
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Sep 24, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Monica Adhiambo
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Sep 22, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Sarah Achieng
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Sep 21, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Amani
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Aug 31, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Aug 27, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Nyota
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Aug 27, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Anna Mahiga
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Aug 24, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Warda
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Aug 22, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Aug 5, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Charles Mboje
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Jul 19, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Arifa
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Jul 4, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Amani
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Jun 27, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
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Zubeida
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Jun 24, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jun 9, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Robert Ndunguru
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May 16, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Rabia
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May 12, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mary Sokoine
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May 7, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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David Chacha
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May 5, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Ndoto
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May 4, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Linda Karimi
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May 2, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Andrew Mahiga
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May 1, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Bahati
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Apr 21, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Joyce Mussa
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Apr 3, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Mar 13, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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James Kawawa
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Mar 13, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
