Juma (Guest) on February 21, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 6, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 2, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Maneno (Guest) on February 1, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 26, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Zainab (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Nassor (Guest) on January 7, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 7, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 24, 2015

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Juma (Guest) on December 19, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 19, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 15, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Zakaria (Guest) on December 5, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Fadhili (Guest) on November 27, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 22, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Zubeida (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 13, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

George Tenga (Guest) on November 7, 2015

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Selemani (Guest) on November 4, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 31, 2015

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 26, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Saidi (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Maulid (Guest) on October 23, 2015

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 7, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 5, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 4, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Jamal (Guest) on October 1, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Shukuru (Guest) on September 29, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Jafari (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 4, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 22, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 20, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Binti (Guest) on August 12, 2015

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2015

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Zainab (Guest) on August 2, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mohamed (Guest) on July 31, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Makame (Guest) on July 11, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 9, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 28, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Omar (Guest) on June 23, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 22, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 17, 2015

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Maulid (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Warda (Guest) on May 25, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mwanais (Guest) on May 18, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 16, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Chum (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 3, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 17, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 9, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Binti (Guest) on March 28, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 24, 2015

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Nashon (Guest) on March 16, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 15, 2015

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mohamed (Guest) on March 12, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 2, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

John Lissu (Guest) on February 14, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Jaffar (Guest) on February 11, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖