What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 14, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 1, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Nuru (Guest) on February 9, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 7, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 2, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 25, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Faiza (Guest) on January 24, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Hawa (Guest) on January 11, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 11, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 6, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Halima (Guest) on December 14, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 14, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Fikiri (Guest) on November 30, 2015

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 28, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 21, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Safiya (Guest) on November 10, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 5, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Nasra (Guest) on November 2, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 21, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 18, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Wande (Guest) on October 17, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 12, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Nasra (Guest) on October 11, 2015

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 2, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Nchi (Guest) on October 2, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Faiza (Guest) on October 1, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Shabani (Guest) on September 25, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Issack (Guest) on September 12, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 12, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 10, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on September 9, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 7, 2015

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Masika (Guest) on September 6, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 26, 2015

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 20, 2015

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 17, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Sofia (Guest) on August 5, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 22, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 8, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 4, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 28, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 17, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 17, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Ahmed (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

James Kimani (Guest) on May 29, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Omari (Guest) on May 9, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Maulid (Guest) on May 4, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 29, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 28, 2015

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Zakia (Guest) on April 24, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Abubakari (Guest) on April 24, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Nuru (Guest) on April 18, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Nahida (Guest) on April 16, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 12, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 7, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 4, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 1, 2015

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁