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Peter Otieno
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Jun 3, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mwanais
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Jun 1, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Peter Mugendi
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May 22, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 5, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Yusra
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Apr 25, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Richard Mulwa
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Apr 19, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Rukia
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Apr 17, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Kevin Maina
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Apr 15, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Stephen Kikwete
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Mar 25, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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David Musyoka
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Mar 22, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Zakia
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Mar 14, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Majid
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Leila
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 29, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 24, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 24, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 23, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Tambwe
Guest
May 21, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Masika
Guest
May 19, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 19, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Shamim
Guest
May 7, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 5, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Maida
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
