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Samson Tibaijuka
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Apr 6, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Jafari
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Apr 6, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Apr 3, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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George Mallya
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Apr 2, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Nancy Kawawa
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Mar 22, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Anna Mahiga
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Mar 21, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Selemani
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Mar 20, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Joseph Mallya
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Feb 15, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Warda
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Feb 10, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Jamal
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Feb 6, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Aziza
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Feb 2, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Jane Malecela
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Feb 2, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Masika
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Jan 30, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mary Kidata
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Jan 30, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Stephen Amollo
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Jan 26, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
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David Ochieng
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Jan 25, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Francis Mtangi
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Jan 11, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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Husna
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Dec 26, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Ruth Mtangi
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Dec 20, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Lydia Wanyama
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Dec 14, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Joseph Kawawa
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Dec 5, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Henry Sokoine
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Nov 18, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Joseph Kitine
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Oct 31, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Rashid
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Oct 19, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Lydia Mahiga
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Oct 14, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Raha
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Juma
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Baridi
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Sep 24, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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James Mduma
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Aug 23, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Masika
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Tabu
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Jul 10, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Stephen Kangethe
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Jun 24, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Fadhila
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Jun 23, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Sarafina
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Jun 22, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Omar
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Jun 16, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mustafa
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Jun 13, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Azima
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Jun 11, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Masika
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Jun 5, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Lucy Mahiga
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Jun 3, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 30, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Husna
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May 5, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Grace Mushi
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May 1, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Aziza
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Apr 28, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Apr 28, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Asha
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Apr 11, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Nashon
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Apr 11, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Anna Sumari
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Apr 1, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
