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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

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Short answer: He got twelve months!


Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“†

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Frank Macha (Guest) on January 30, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 30, 2016

Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ

Biashara (Guest) on January 23, 2016

When I said Iโ€™d do it later, I didnโ€™t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜†

Makame (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Whatโ€™s a vampireโ€™s favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŠ

Zakia (Guest) on January 15, 2016

What do you call a bear thatโ€™s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒง๏ธ

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 12, 2016

I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 10, 2016

Iโ€™ve had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜œโณ

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 17, 2015

This joke just made my dayโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 17, 2015

Why donโ€™t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2015

๐Ÿคฃ This joke just made my whole day!

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 2, 2015

Sometimes I drink waterโ€”just to surprise my liver. ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ˜‚

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 30, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ 

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 24, 2015

Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโ€™re always catching bugs! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ“ฐ

Hashim (Guest) on November 21, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฃ

Hawa (Guest) on November 20, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐Ÿ•โœจ

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 11, 2015

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m bookmarking this for later!

Hashim (Guest) on October 29, 2015

If stress burned calories, Iโ€™d be a supermodel. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜…

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 25, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŽ‰

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 24, 2015

Whatโ€™s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ–ค

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 24, 2015

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 20, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”

Majid (Guest) on October 17, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐Ÿช‘โœ‹

Maimuna (Guest) on October 12, 2015

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงน

Khamis (Guest) on October 8, 2015

Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฅง

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 7, 2015

I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 7, 2015

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 5, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 2, 2015

Why donโ€™t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿคก

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 28, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 28, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 19, 2015

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!

Mashaka (Guest) on September 14, 2015

This is the kind of joke you donโ€™t forget! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 6, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 30, 2015

๐Ÿ˜„ Too good!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Hilarious! This oneโ€™s going into my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜„

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 28, 2015

๐Ÿ˜„ This is pure brilliance!

Athumani (Guest) on August 11, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“

Raha (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Amir (Guest) on July 22, 2015

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 20, 2015

I hate when Iโ€™m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 16, 2015

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹

Kahina (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Iโ€™ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Daudi (Guest) on June 23, 2015

Why donโ€™t skeletons play music in church? Because they donโ€™t have organs! โ›ช๐ŸŽถ

Nasra (Guest) on June 19, 2015

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m saving this one!

Abubakar (Guest) on June 16, 2015

I like long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2015

๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see that coming!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 20, 2015

Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2015

What do you call a snowmanโ€™s dog? A slush puppy! โ›„๐Ÿ•

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Why donโ€™t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐Ÿฆด๐ŸŽ‰

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 5, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ด

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 4, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick! ๐Ÿชƒ๐ŸŒฟ

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 1, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ”ฅ

Amani (Guest) on April 15, 2015

Iโ€™m definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐Ÿ˜†

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 7, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโ€™re too young to smoke! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšญ

Kahina (Guest) on March 30, 2015

Why donโ€™t crabs give to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ’ฐ

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 24, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿช๐ŸŽ‰

Sultan (Guest) on March 19, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐Ÿงฆโ›ณ

Baraka (Guest) on March 7, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ด

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