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Charles Wafula
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Feb 23, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Masika
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Wande
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Amani
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Farida
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 24, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Mashaka
Guest
May 20, 2015
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 13, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 11, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 8, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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James Malima
Guest
May 3, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 23, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
