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Arifa
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Furaha
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Halima
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Raha
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Issa
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Omar
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 31, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Maida
Guest
May 28, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 23, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 19, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Fadhila
Guest
May 6, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 5, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Salum
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
