Ann Awino (Guest) on March 5, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 4, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 28, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 25, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 17, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 5, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Shabani (Guest) on January 28, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Hashim (Guest) on January 26, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 25, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Bakari (Guest) on December 21, 2015

😂 So funny!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mchuma (Guest) on December 14, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 11, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 9, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mchawi (Guest) on November 26, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Omar (Guest) on November 14, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 31, 2015

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 14, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Maimuna (Guest) on October 12, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Selemani (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 28, 2015

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 25, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

John Lissu (Guest) on September 24, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 24, 2015

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 17, 2015

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Zawadi (Guest) on September 7, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on August 28, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Jamila (Guest) on August 21, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 11, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 5, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 25, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 1, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Furaha (Guest) on June 22, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 19, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 17, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 15, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Baraka (Guest) on June 11, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 9, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 8, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 6, 2015

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 4, 2015

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 11, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 9, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Ahmed (Guest) on May 8, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 5, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 28, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Chiku (Guest) on April 16, 2015

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

John Malisa (Guest) on April 14, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Fadhili (Guest) on April 12, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 6, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Kiza (Guest) on March 10, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Khalifa (Guest) on March 8, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 7, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌