Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 27, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Sharifa (Guest) on March 20, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Neema (Guest) on March 18, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 16, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 14, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Chiku (Guest) on March 8, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

Issa (Guest) on March 1, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Zawadi (Guest) on February 17, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 9, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Zubeida (Guest) on February 5, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

George Tenga (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Ali (Guest) on January 8, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 5, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 2, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Nuru (Guest) on December 28, 2015

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Raha (Guest) on December 17, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Binti (Guest) on December 8, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 30, 2015

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Shamsa (Guest) on November 28, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Hamida (Guest) on November 21, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 30, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 29, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Shamim (Guest) on October 10, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 6, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

John Lissu (Guest) on October 5, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 21, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 16, 2015

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Zulekha (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

James Kimani (Guest) on August 17, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Chum (Guest) on August 14, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Nashon (Guest) on August 4, 2015

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Nuru (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Zakaria (Guest) on July 23, 2015

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Hekima (Guest) on July 18, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Daudi (Guest) on July 13, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Rabia (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mazrui (Guest) on June 28, 2015

😄 Too good!

Shamsa (Guest) on June 26, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 23, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 22, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Maida (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 15, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Masika (Guest) on June 9, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 8, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Juma (Guest) on June 1, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 11, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Issack (Guest) on May 4, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 3, 2015

😆 This one really got me!

Hawa (Guest) on April 25, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 17, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Latifa (Guest) on April 16, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 2, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Sumaya (Guest) on March 21, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Nassor (Guest) on March 21, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Nuru (Guest) on March 21, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 16, 2015

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Maimuna (Guest) on March 11, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 10, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Issack (Guest) on February 21, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 18, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃