Where do baby pens spend their day?

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 20, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 12, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 27, 2015

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 14, 2015

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

James Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Issack (Guest) on December 2, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nashon (Guest) on November 30, 2015

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 28, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Jaffar (Guest) on November 12, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 24, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 17, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 14, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Faiza (Guest) on October 13, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Abubakar (Guest) on October 10, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 19, 2015

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 18, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 14, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 13, 2015

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Tabu (Guest) on September 11, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 11, 2015

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 8, 2015

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 3, 2015

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 31, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Daudi (Guest) on August 28, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 14, 2015

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 8, 2015

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 6, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 28, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 20, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Chum (Guest) on July 18, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mzee (Guest) on July 17, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 9, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 3, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 19, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Sekela (Guest) on June 12, 2015

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 7, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 31, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 17, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 11, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Rahim (Guest) on May 2, 2015

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 30, 2015

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Josephine (Guest) on April 28, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 25, 2015

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Nyota (Guest) on April 23, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 16, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Zulekha (Guest) on April 14, 2015

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 7, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 3, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 27, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 24, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 24, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Issack (Guest) on March 15, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 14, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Sekela (Guest) on March 9, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Salima (Guest) on March 8, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Fadhili (Guest) on March 6, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

James Malima (Guest) on March 2, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌