Where do polar bears vote?

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Khalifa (Guest) on January 29, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 26, 2016

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Baraka (Guest) on January 24, 2016

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 14, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Nassar (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Athumani (Guest) on January 5, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 29, 2015

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

James Mduma (Guest) on December 20, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Fatuma (Guest) on November 25, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 25, 2015

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Mohamed (Guest) on November 19, 2015

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Shamim (Guest) on November 9, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Sharifa (Guest) on October 30, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 29, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 23, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 17, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 14, 2015

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 1, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Farida (Guest) on September 28, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 15, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 13, 2015

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 10, 2015

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

James Kimani (Guest) on September 7, 2015

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Fatuma (Guest) on August 28, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 27, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

John Malisa (Guest) on August 18, 2015

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Athumani (Guest) on August 9, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

Jabir (Guest) on August 4, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Farida (Guest) on August 1, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 26, 2015

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Fatuma (Guest) on July 24, 2015

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

John Mushi (Guest) on July 21, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 18, 2015

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 12, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Fadhili (Guest) on July 11, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

John Lissu (Guest) on July 8, 2015

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Yahya (Guest) on July 2, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 27, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 22, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 14, 2015

🤣 Pure genius!

Shamim (Guest) on June 11, 2015

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 5, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 27, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Kiza (Guest) on May 21, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 13, 2015

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Juma (Guest) on May 12, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Kazija (Guest) on April 25, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mchawi (Guest) on April 24, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

James Malima (Guest) on April 19, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Omar (Guest) on April 11, 2015

😆 Still cracking up!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 6, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Kahina (Guest) on March 17, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 14, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 10, 2015

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 7, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Ahmed (Guest) on March 6, 2015

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Salum (Guest) on March 2, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌