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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Farida
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
๐ Can't stop laughing!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
๐ Perfect joke!
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Farida
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 27, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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Kiza
Guest
May 21, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 13, 2015
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Juma
Guest
May 12, 2015
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Omar
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
๐ Still cracking up!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 17, 2015
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 14, 2015
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 10, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 7, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Ahmed
Guest
Mar 6, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Salum
Guest
Mar 2, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
