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Mary Mrope
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Dec 9, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Shani
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Husna
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Warda
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 31, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Abdullah
Guest
May 27, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 19, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 4, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 3, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 3, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 1, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 23, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 17, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 14, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
