Short Answer: Because he wanted to play cool jazz! 🎺❄️
Explanation: The boy kept his trumpet in the freezer because he thought it would bring a whole new meaning to playing cool jazz! By keeping his instrument in the chilly freezer, he believed he could create the coolest and most refreshing tunes ever. Maybe he was trying to invent a new genre called "frosty-funk" or "icy-improvisation"! Who knows, music can sometimes take us to the most unexpected places, even the freezer! 🥶🎶
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 9, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 7, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Issa (Guest) on December 5, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 30, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 24, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 22, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 18, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Nassor (Guest) on November 17, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 10, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 7, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 6, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 1, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Maneno (Guest) on October 20, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Sharifa (Guest) on October 19, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Zakia (Guest) on October 15, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 14, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
John Kamande (Guest) on October 5, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Umi (Guest) on October 2, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 1, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Shani (Guest) on September 29, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 24, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 11, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Abubakari (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Nassor (Guest) on August 29, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 26, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Husna (Guest) on August 24, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 15, 2015
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 14, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Mariam (Guest) on August 13, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 10, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 6, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Issa (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Josephine (Guest) on July 30, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Sarafina (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Latifa (Guest) on July 17, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 9, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Kassim (Guest) on July 6, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Warda (Guest) on June 21, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Bahati (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Yusuf (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 1, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Abdullah (Guest) on May 27, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 27, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Mariam (Guest) on April 14, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 8, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 5, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Chiku (Guest) on March 19, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 4, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Furaha (Guest) on March 3, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 3, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 1, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 23, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 17, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Zakia (Guest) on February 14, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯