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Farida
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Apr 2, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Hawa
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Mar 27, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Ramadhan
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Mar 8, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Salima
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mjaka
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Neema
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Leila
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Khalifa
Guest
May 27, 2015
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nassor
Guest
May 14, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Omari
Guest
May 13, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Chum
Guest
May 13, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 11, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 10, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 3, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 20, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
