Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Abdullah (Guest) on December 15, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 12, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 11, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 10, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Sarafina (Guest) on December 5, 2015

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 5, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Sultan (Guest) on December 4, 2015

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Wande (Guest) on November 28, 2015

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Rahim (Guest) on November 18, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 6, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mohamed (Guest) on October 28, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 23, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 20, 2015

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 19, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

John Lissu (Guest) on October 10, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 6, 2015

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Faiza (Guest) on October 5, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 30, 2015

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 25, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 23, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 20, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 8, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 25, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 8, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Leila (Guest) on August 6, 2015

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Umi (Guest) on August 1, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 29, 2015

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 28, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 26, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 24, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Nahida (Guest) on July 20, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

George Tenga (Guest) on July 20, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 14, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 1, 2015

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 28, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 23, 2015

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Majid (Guest) on June 16, 2015

😆 Bookmarking this!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 15, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mariam (Guest) on June 15, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 10, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 8, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 29, 2015

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Maida (Guest) on May 29, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 24, 2015

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 14, 2015

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Umi (Guest) on May 8, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 7, 2015

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 28, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Halimah (Guest) on April 22, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Abdillah (Guest) on April 20, 2015

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 16, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Safiya (Guest) on April 15, 2015

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 14, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 30, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 12, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 28, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 26, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄