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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What did the spoon say to the knife?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! 🥄💁‍♂️🔪"

Explanation: In this funny response, the spoon is complimenting the knife by saying that it looks sharp. However, the wordplay here is that the spoon is also referring to the knife's physical appearance as well as its cutting ability. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the response, making it even more enjoyable.

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👥 Chum Guest Mar 12, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

👥 Lucy Mahiga Guest Mar 7, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

👥 Martin Otieno Guest Feb 24, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

👥 David Nyerere Guest Feb 19, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

👥 John Malisa Guest Feb 18, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

👥 Hamida Guest Feb 16, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

👥 Amina Guest Feb 6, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

👥 Nancy Kabura Guest Jan 29, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

👥 Brian Karanja Guest Jan 15, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

👥 Jane Malecela Guest Jan 4, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

👥 Joseph Kitine Guest Jan 4, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

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