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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What dies but never lives?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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👥 Tambwe Guest Apr 9, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

👥 Elijah Mutua Guest Mar 31, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

👥 Monica Adhiambo Guest Mar 12, 2015

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

👥 Lucy Mahiga Guest Mar 11, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

👥 Amir Guest Mar 4, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

👥 George Tenga Guest Feb 27, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

👥 Mwanakhamis Guest Feb 17, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

👥 Lydia Mzindakaya Guest Feb 13, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

👥 Rahma Guest Feb 8, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

👥 Omar Guest Jan 13, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

👥 Andrew Odhiambo Guest Jan 4, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

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