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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

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Short answer: He got twelve months!


Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“†

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Fadhila (Guest) on February 15, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 13, 2015

I donโ€™t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโ€™t even know you.' Weโ€™ve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜†

Warda (Guest) on February 11, 2015

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ

John Malisa (Guest) on February 10, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then weโ€™d both be wrong. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 8, 2015

Whatโ€™s a skeletonโ€™s least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 8, 2015

I havenโ€™t lost my mind. Itโ€™s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿคฏ

Baridi (Guest) on February 5, 2015

What do you call cheese that isnโ€™t yours? Nacho cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿคฃ

Mazrui (Guest) on February 1, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜†

Mhina (Guest) on January 23, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Zuhura (Guest) on January 22, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜ด

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 11, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿน

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