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What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! 🧙♀️✨
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
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Azima (Guest) on April 4, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 25, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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