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Maswali ya kijinga yakijibiwa vizuri

1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE

Date: March 25, 2022

Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine

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Haya ndiyo majibu mazuriπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

Q: Umenyoa nywele?

A: *Hapana, nimebadilisha kichwa.*

Q: Hiyo simu umenunua?

A: *Hapana nimeitengeneza mwenyewe.*

Q: Utakula mboga na nini?

A: *Mdomo*

(Simu inaita usiku,then aliyepiga anauliza) Q: Nimekuamsha?

A: *Hapana nilikuwa naota jua hapa nje.*

Q: Gazeti la leo linasemaje?

A: *Sijaongea nalo.*

Q: Gari limejaa, nitakaa wapi?

A: *Usijali dereva anashuka kituo kinachofata utapata kiti.*

Q: Hiyo ni ajali?

A: *Hapana ni driver ameamua kupark gari upside down* .

Q: Umepause movie?

A: *Hapana wamechoka kuact wanarest.*
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