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Sep 1, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
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Chris Okello
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Aug 24, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
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Anna Mahiga
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Aug 19, 2023
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
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Nancy Akumu
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Aug 18, 2023
π This one really got me!
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Nora Kidata
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Aug 17, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Aug 16, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
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George Ndungu
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Aug 5, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
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Sarah Mbise
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Aug 2, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
π Best laugh of the day!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 27, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 25, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Fatuma
Guest
May 19, 2023
π This is a keeper!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 19, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
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Amir
Guest
May 18, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
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Khadija
Guest
May 14, 2023
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
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Farida
Guest
May 12, 2023
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
π Iβm dying!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
π Rolling on the floor!
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
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Susan Wangari
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Mar 29, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! π
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
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Victor Kimario
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Jan 15, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
π Laughing so hard right now!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ