What did the baker say to his wife?

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 1, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 24, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 19, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 18, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 17, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 16, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 5, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 2, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 1, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 22, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 18, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 8, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 29, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Hawa (Guest) on June 27, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Jafari (Guest) on June 26, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Jaffar (Guest) on June 24, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 3, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 27, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 25, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Fatuma (Guest) on May 19, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 19, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on May 18, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Khadija (Guest) on May 14, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Farida (Guest) on May 12, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Zakaria (Guest) on April 28, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Shamsa (Guest) on April 18, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 17, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Ndoto (Guest) on April 15, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 9, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 2, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 29, 2023

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 11, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Kassim (Guest) on March 9, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Kahina (Guest) on March 5, 2023

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 26, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 22, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 8, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 15, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 15, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 12, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 9, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 3, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Zubeida (Guest) on December 31, 2022

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 31, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 24, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Shamsa (Guest) on December 23, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 12, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 8, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Jamila (Guest) on November 29, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

John Malisa (Guest) on November 29, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 26, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 26, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on November 9, 2022

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 7, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

John Lissu (Guest) on November 4, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 4, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊