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Selemani
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Raha
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mzee
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 31, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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David Chacha
Guest
May 20, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Zawadi
Guest
May 18, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 12, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 4, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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James Mduma
Guest
May 2, 2023
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Halima
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
