Selemani (Guest) on December 3, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 30, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 27, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Raha (Guest) on November 25, 2023

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mzee (Guest) on November 23, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Kahina (Guest) on November 16, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Mazrui (Guest) on November 16, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 16, 2023

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Khatib (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nahida (Guest) on November 7, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Ahmed (Guest) on November 7, 2023

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mashaka (Guest) on November 6, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 5, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 1, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 31, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 8, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Zubeida (Guest) on October 5, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 3, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Arifa (Guest) on October 2, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 28, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Sultan (Guest) on September 22, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 19, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 24, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Yusuf (Guest) on August 13, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 11, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 3, 2023

😄 You got me!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 24, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

John Lissu (Guest) on July 23, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Maulid (Guest) on July 21, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Yusuf (Guest) on July 15, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 10, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Khatib (Guest) on July 8, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Shabani (Guest) on June 28, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Rashid (Guest) on June 27, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Rabia (Guest) on June 27, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 16, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 11, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 31, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

David Chacha (Guest) on May 20, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Zawadi (Guest) on May 18, 2023

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 4, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

James Mduma (Guest) on May 2, 2023

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Chum (Guest) on May 2, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 27, 2023

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 24, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 18, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 16, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Halima (Guest) on April 13, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Asha (Guest) on April 3, 2023

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 30, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 29, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Zakaria (Guest) on March 29, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Baraka (Guest) on March 29, 2023

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 10, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 4, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mohamed (Guest) on February 28, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Ahmed (Guest) on February 24, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Jabir (Guest) on February 2, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶