What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 26, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

George Tenga (Guest) on July 18, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 11, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Binti (Guest) on July 9, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Ndoto (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 24, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 23, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Amani (Guest) on June 20, 2023

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 14, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 8, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Nashon (Guest) on June 8, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 5, 2023

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Rukia (Guest) on May 19, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 19, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

George Tenga (Guest) on May 17, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 15, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Amina (Guest) on May 11, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 30, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Maulid (Guest) on April 23, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Rubea (Guest) on April 19, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 14, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 11, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 5, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 2, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 27, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 27, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on March 15, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 9, 2023

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Sumaya (Guest) on March 6, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 4, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 21, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

George Mallya (Guest) on February 20, 2023

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on February 19, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 13, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 3, 2023

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 24, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 18, 2023

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 14, 2023

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Shamsa (Guest) on January 10, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 5, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Nasra (Guest) on January 4, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 29, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

John Malisa (Guest) on December 28, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 22, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 13, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Issack (Guest) on December 10, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 30, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 17, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 15, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 12, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 11, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 6, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on October 22, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Shamim (Guest) on October 22, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 18, 2022

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 8, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 27, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

John Lissu (Guest) on September 20, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅