Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 24, 2023

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 23, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 18, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 8, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Salima (Guest) on October 8, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 8, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 6, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 28, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 27, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 4, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on August 2, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Wande (Guest) on August 1, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 28, 2023

🤣 Sending this now!

Rashid (Guest) on July 25, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 21, 2023

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 17, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Zuhura (Guest) on July 9, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Chum (Guest) on July 7, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 3, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 22, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Shukuru (Guest) on June 16, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 15, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 10, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 5, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 30, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Nyota (Guest) on May 24, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 21, 2023

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Zubeida (Guest) on May 20, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 18, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 10, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Sharifa (Guest) on May 7, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Hekima (Guest) on May 4, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 3, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 2, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 20, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 13, 2023

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 12, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Latifa (Guest) on April 8, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Issa (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 25, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Makame (Guest) on March 25, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Salima (Guest) on March 24, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 24, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Raha (Guest) on March 23, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Jaffar (Guest) on March 17, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 13, 2023

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 16, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Maida (Guest) on February 6, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Shamim (Guest) on February 6, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 6, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 5, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 4, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Raha (Guest) on January 1, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Jafari (Guest) on December 28, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Sarafina (Guest) on December 17, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 14, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 12, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Nassar (Guest) on December 10, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 28, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 27, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙