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Peter Tibaijuka
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Oct 19, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Stephen Amollo
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Oct 3, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Anna Malela
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Sep 19, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 19, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 15, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 9, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 7, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Asha
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Salma
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Farida
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Omar
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣