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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji

Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! 🧠💡 Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! 😄🎉

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I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️
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What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️
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How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
👥 Lucy Mahiga Guest Jun 15, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️
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I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶
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How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️
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What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚
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My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴
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My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
👥 Kazija Guest Feb 24, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔
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Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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😂 I’m saving this one!
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What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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😂 This joke just made my day!
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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
👥 Elizabeth Mrope Guest Oct 1, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️
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What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵
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🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
👥 Omar Guest Sep 22, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
👥 Alex Nakitare Guest Sep 16, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
👥 Mazrui Guest Sep 15, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

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