What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Hawa (Guest) on November 15, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Halima (Guest) on November 10, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 27, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 23, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 4, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Athumani (Guest) on September 28, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mchuma (Guest) on September 28, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 26, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 27, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 16, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 5, 2023

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on July 31, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Rubea (Guest) on July 27, 2023

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 27, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Nuru (Guest) on July 26, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Rahim (Guest) on July 18, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Jabir (Guest) on July 6, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mustafa (Guest) on July 5, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Hekima (Guest) on July 4, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 2, 2023

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 30, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 25, 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 21, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Hamida (Guest) on June 19, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 16, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 14, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 7, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Rahim (Guest) on June 6, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 25, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 23, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Arifa (Guest) on May 14, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 8, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Husna (Guest) on April 17, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Nyota (Guest) on April 14, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 14, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 13, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 13, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Habiba (Guest) on April 10, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Faiza (Guest) on April 8, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Hashim (Guest) on April 2, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 1, 2023

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 16, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Josephine (Guest) on March 6, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 3, 2023

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Ali (Guest) on March 3, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mhina (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 16, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 12, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Maida (Guest) on February 9, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mzee (Guest) on February 5, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 3, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 2, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Nahida (Guest) on January 28, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 27, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

John Malisa (Guest) on January 23, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Safiya (Guest) on January 10, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 9, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂