What has 18 legs and catches flies?

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 12, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 8, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 5, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Omar (Guest) on September 24, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Salima (Guest) on September 22, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 13, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 8, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 2, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 2, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 22, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 12, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 11, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

George Tenga (Guest) on August 10, 2023

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 7, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Binti (Guest) on August 6, 2023

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 31, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 25, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mhina (Guest) on July 21, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 19, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 10, 2023

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 9, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Amina (Guest) on July 1, 2023

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 13, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 13, 2023

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 3, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 29, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Baridi (Guest) on May 15, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 4, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Abdullah (Guest) on April 27, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Raha (Guest) on April 18, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Salma (Guest) on April 1, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Hekima (Guest) on March 25, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

John Kamande (Guest) on March 12, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 9, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 2, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Daudi (Guest) on February 20, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 13, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 11, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 8, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Warda (Guest) on February 5, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 4, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 3, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Khalifa (Guest) on January 26, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Issack (Guest) on January 25, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 23, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 18, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 18, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Abubakar (Guest) on January 16, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 15, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 13, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 3, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 21, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Nassor (Guest) on December 5, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Muslima (Guest) on December 5, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 1, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 30, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Yusuf (Guest) on November 29, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 21, 2022

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃