What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Mgeni (Guest) on July 16, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Biashara (Guest) on July 8, 2023

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Amina (Guest) on July 8, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 6, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Baraka (Guest) on July 5, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 4, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 2, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 1, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Leila (Guest) on June 24, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 19, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Shani (Guest) on June 8, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Omari (Guest) on May 28, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 27, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 26, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 21, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 21, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 20, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Shani (Guest) on May 15, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 29, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 16, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 30, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 27, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 23, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mashaka (Guest) on March 21, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Rehema (Guest) on March 21, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 20, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 19, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Maida (Guest) on March 15, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 12, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Khalifa (Guest) on March 7, 2023

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 7, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 14, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 30, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 29, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on January 29, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 28, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 26, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Muslima (Guest) on January 24, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Amina (Guest) on January 20, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Shamsa (Guest) on January 17, 2023

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Abdullah (Guest) on January 8, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 7, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Hekima (Guest) on December 19, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on December 18, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Raha (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 26, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Makame (Guest) on November 22, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 18, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Salum (Guest) on November 16, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Nahida (Guest) on November 15, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 9, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 7, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 24, 2022

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 22, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 21, 2022

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜