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Anna Kibwana
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Aug 18, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
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Peter Mugendi
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Aug 12, 2023
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Wande
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 23, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 14, 2023
๐ That punchline!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 13, 2023
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 12, 2023
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 2, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Binti
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
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Warda
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Neema
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Issack
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Issa
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
