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Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
A ghost's favorite dessert is... "Boo-berry pie!" ๐ป๐ฅง
Explanation:
Ghosts are often associated with mysterious and spooky things, so their favorite dessert would naturally have a playful and ghostly twist to it. "Boo-berry pie" sounds like "blueberry pie" but with a mischievous ghostly twist, making it a hilarious choice for their favorite dessert. The use of the ghost emoji adds an extra touch of whimsy and humor to the answer.
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