Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 19, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 17, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Majid (Guest) on November 13, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Husna (Guest) on November 9, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Nahida (Guest) on November 4, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 1, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 31, 2023

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 23, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 2, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Chiku (Guest) on September 30, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 29, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Zakaria (Guest) on September 22, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 9, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Selemani (Guest) on August 28, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Halimah (Guest) on August 18, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on August 15, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 6, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 4, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 1, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mariam (Guest) on July 28, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Yahya (Guest) on July 24, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Safiya (Guest) on July 16, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 28, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 23, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mustafa (Guest) on May 18, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 18, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Binti (Guest) on April 9, 2023

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 27, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 27, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 23, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 21, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Ndoto (Guest) on March 12, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 12, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 12, 2023

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 8, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Juma (Guest) on February 21, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Masika (Guest) on February 19, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 16, 2023

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Zubeida (Guest) on February 16, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 14, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 12, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 1, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Daudi (Guest) on February 1, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mohamed (Guest) on January 30, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Nashon (Guest) on January 24, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 22, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Nchi (Guest) on January 16, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 15, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

David Chacha (Guest) on January 14, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 11, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Shukuru (Guest) on January 10, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 2, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 30, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇