Where do cows go on the weekend?

Ahmed (Guest) on November 23, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Athumani (Guest) on November 16, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

George Tenga (Guest) on November 7, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 6, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 3, 2023

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Khatib (Guest) on November 1, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 18, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 16, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 3, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 29, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 28, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 12, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 2, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Baraka (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Jafari (Guest) on August 22, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Kheri (Guest) on August 22, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Rukia (Guest) on August 3, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mzee (Guest) on July 12, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 20, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 10, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 24, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 24, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 1, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Umi (Guest) on April 28, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Athumani (Guest) on April 22, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Nuru (Guest) on April 11, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 8, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

John Lissu (Guest) on March 31, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Shani (Guest) on March 30, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 20, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

John Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 13, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Sekela (Guest) on March 12, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 12, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 3, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 2, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 28, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Yusra (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Khalifa (Guest) on January 13, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Halima (Guest) on January 6, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Umi (Guest) on January 6, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 25, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 20, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Safiya (Guest) on November 26, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 21, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 15, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Hashim (Guest) on November 15, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 3, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 23, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Jamila (Guest) on October 22, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 18, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Amir (Guest) on October 17, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mjaka (Guest) on October 10, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Umi (Guest) on October 9, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 7, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Nyota (Guest) on October 6, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅