Where do pencils go for vacation?

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 24, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 20, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

John Lissu (Guest) on August 9, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2023

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 5, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

David Chacha (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Jafari (Guest) on July 13, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Saidi (Guest) on July 5, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 5, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Shamsa (Guest) on June 25, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Nassor (Guest) on June 20, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Jabir (Guest) on June 18, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 11, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 11, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Umi (Guest) on June 8, 2023

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Saidi (Guest) on June 2, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Hashim (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 28, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Sultan (Guest) on May 10, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 6, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 29, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 20, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 18, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Nasra (Guest) on April 8, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 1, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 25, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 10, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Rahim (Guest) on March 7, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Kahina (Guest) on March 4, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Amir (Guest) on February 20, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 16, 2023

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 13, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 7, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 5, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 27, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 25, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Shukuru (Guest) on January 10, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 7, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Nyota (Guest) on January 6, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 5, 2023

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 1, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 27, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Shamim (Guest) on December 20, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 19, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Arifa (Guest) on November 16, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 11, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 10, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Yusra (Guest) on November 5, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Halima (Guest) on November 4, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 30, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 29, 2022

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Muslima (Guest) on October 27, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 19, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Ndoto (Guest) on October 13, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 30, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Sharifa (Guest) on September 30, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Rahma (Guest) on September 28, 2022

😄 What a joke!