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Charles Mrope
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Oct 23, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 22, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Biashara
Guest
May 7, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 5, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Shamim
Guest
May 4, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Salum
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Majid
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Shani
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
