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Francis Njeru
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Sep 11, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Husna
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Asha
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Omari
Guest
May 21, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 18, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 17, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Binti
Guest
May 15, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 11, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Khadija
Guest
May 8, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Mohamed
Guest
May 2, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rubea
Guest
May 1, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Shani
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Maida
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Husna
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Juma
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Salma
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Salma
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
