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MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo:
Manka 35,000
Marieta 20,000
Kekuu 30,000





Kitime 15,000
Kinabo 10,000
TOTAL 110,000/=
MASSAWE akaicheki akasema "Wote nitawalipia lakini huyo "TOTAL" Yesuu simlipii.
Kwansa anamiliki sheli kibao sa mafuta hapa bongo. Shensi taip ! Na amekunywa nyingi kuliko wote alipe mwenyewe…


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