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Angalia wanachokifanya Zuzu na msichana chumbani kwenye giza

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Zuzu: Mambo Anna!
Anna: Poa!
Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyeshe…
Anna: Kitu gan?
Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe…

Zuzu: Funga mlango na madirisha kwanza (akafunga)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe sasa!..
Zuzu: Zima taa kwanza (akazima)
Anna: Mhm…nionyeshe sasa!
Zuzu: Haya njoo hapa kitandani…
Anna: Ok, nionyeshe!
Zuzu: Ona nimenunua saa ambayo inawaka yenyewe gizani… Acha mawazo mabaya ww???

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