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MAMBO KUMI YA KUFURAHISHA NA HUWEZI KUYAFANYA

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1. Huwezi kuosha Macho kwa Sabuni;
2. Huwezi kuhesabu Nywele zako;

3. Huwezi kupumua kwa Pua na huku umetoa Ulimi;
4. Unajaribu kufanya namba 3
6. Umeona inawezekana, sanasana unakuwa Kama Jibwa;
7. Unatabasamu kwa kuwa umejiona Mjinga!
8. Umeruka namba 5;
9. Unahakikisha Kama kweli 5 haipo.
10. Unacheka kwa kuwa nimekubamba!

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Zulekha (Guest) on August 23, 2019

πŸ˜… Bado ninacheka!

Shamim (Guest) on August 22, 2019

πŸ˜„ Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

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πŸ˜„ Kichekesho gani!

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Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 5, 2019

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 2, 2019

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! πŸŽ‰

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 26, 2019

πŸ˜‚ Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Sumaya (Guest) on February 17, 2019

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Abdullah (Guest) on December 17, 2018

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 26, 2018

😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

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Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

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πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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πŸ˜† Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

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πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

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Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

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Umetisha! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 3, 2018

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

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πŸ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

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🀣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Baraka (Guest) on February 28, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Ninaihifadhi hii!

Safiya (Guest) on February 12, 2018

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! πŸ˜‚

Amani (Guest) on January 18, 2018

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Abdillah (Guest) on January 14, 2018

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James Kawawa (Guest) on January 13, 2018

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Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 3, 2017

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🀣😭

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🀣😊

Amir (Guest) on November 19, 2017

πŸ˜† Kali sana!

Chiku (Guest) on September 26, 2017

Asante Ackyshine

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 25, 2017

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John Mushi (Guest) on August 14, 2017

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