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Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment

Life can sometimes feel like a never-ending series of serious moments, but don't fret! Laughter is the best medicine, they say, and it's time to unleash your inner comedian. Whether you're feeling blue or just need a quick pick-me-up, these ten jokes are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and turn any frown upside down. So, buckle up and prepare for a wild ride of hilarity!

  1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Plus, they're always a little too "bonely."

  2. What did the grape say to the elephant? "Nothing," because grapes can't talk! But the elephant replied, "That's a bunch of sour grapes!"

  3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! His fellow scarecrows were straw-struck by his talent.

  4. How do you organize a space party? You "planet" in advance! And don't forget to serve some "jupiter juice" for the aliens.

  5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! It couldn't "ketchup" with its emotions.

  6. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! It just needed a little support, like the rest of us.

  7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Because, hey, who needs eyes when you can swim freely, right?

  8. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left! They couldn't handle the "heat" of passion for their team anymore.

  9. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! We may be made of atoms, but they definitely know how to play tricks on us.

  10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! This frosty fellow knows how to work it out in the cold.

Remember, folks, laughter is contagious, so spread the joy! Share these jokes with your friends, family, and even unsuspecting strangers. You never know whose day you might brighten. Life is too short to take seriously all the time, so take a moment to indulge in the absurd and let your laughter echo throughout the world. As Charlie Chaplin once said, "A day without laughter is a day wasted." So, go ahead, get your giggle on!

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Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️
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What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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🤣 This joke is just too good!
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏
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I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️
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My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾
👥 Ali Guest Jan 26, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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😆 Saving this one!
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
👥 Shani Guest Nov 28, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
👥 Janet Mwikali Guest Nov 3, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵
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Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
👥 Frank Sokoine Guest Oct 25, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
👥 Nora Lowassa Guest Sep 20, 2021
😂 This is too funny!

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