What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 9, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 9, 2022

😄 What a joke!

Amir (Guest) on September 6, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 4, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Kassim (Guest) on August 29, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Neema (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 5, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mgeni (Guest) on August 4, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 31, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 14, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 4, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Yahya (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Sumaya (Guest) on June 24, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 20, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 17, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Sharifa (Guest) on June 17, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Zulekha (Guest) on June 8, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Omari (Guest) on June 6, 2022

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 5, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Khalifa (Guest) on May 23, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 20, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Chiku (Guest) on May 10, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Abdullah (Guest) on May 10, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Jafari (Guest) on April 9, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

George Mallya (Guest) on April 6, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 4, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 2, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 24, 2022

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 20, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 12, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Hawa (Guest) on March 8, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Raha (Guest) on March 7, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Sarafina (Guest) on February 27, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Fikiri (Guest) on February 25, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 1, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Faiza (Guest) on January 30, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 20, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Tambwe (Guest) on January 17, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 11, 2022

😁 This made my day!

James Malima (Guest) on January 5, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 4, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 30, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Fadhili (Guest) on December 21, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Salma (Guest) on December 16, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 4, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 3, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Khatib (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 14, 2021

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

James Malima (Guest) on November 13, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 23, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 16, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Daudi (Guest) on October 10, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Nchi (Guest) on October 9, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Warda (Guest) on September 22, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣