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Farida
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
π So funny!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
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Iβm still laughing!
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
π Laughing so hard right now!
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
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Majid
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 23, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Abubakari
Guest
May 22, 2022
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 22, 2022
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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Rahim
Guest
May 14, 2022
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
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Arifa
Guest
May 9, 2022
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
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Halima
Guest
May 9, 2022
This joke deserves an award! π
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 8, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
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Neema
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
π Pure comedy gold!
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
π Iβm dying over here!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
π€£ Brilliant joke!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π