What do you call a fish with no eye?

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 20, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 15, 2022

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Hamida (Guest) on May 2, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Fadhila (Guest) on May 2, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 29, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 22, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Zakaria (Guest) on April 5, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 2, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 7, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Shukuru (Guest) on March 5, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 24, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 6, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 5, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Majid (Guest) on February 5, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 27, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Kassim (Guest) on January 25, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

David Chacha (Guest) on January 23, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 16, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Jamal (Guest) on January 10, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 2, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 30, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mgeni (Guest) on December 25, 2021

😂 So funny!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 21, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 19, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 4, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 4, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 26, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 25, 2021

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

George Tenga (Guest) on November 20, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 19, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mashaka (Guest) on November 17, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Zulekha (Guest) on November 7, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Abdillah (Guest) on November 4, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 1, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Fadhili (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 20, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 17, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Shamim (Guest) on October 10, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Wande (Guest) on October 9, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 8, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Sumaya (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Omari (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Azima (Guest) on September 14, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 9, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Arifa (Guest) on September 4, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Josephine (Guest) on September 2, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 2, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Yusra (Guest) on August 16, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mhina (Guest) on August 6, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Faiza (Guest) on August 4, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Asha (Guest) on July 31, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 25, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 17, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mchuma (Guest) on July 4, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 2, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳